The way my relationship works:
“I’ll suck your dick if you take me to Victoria’s Secret and buy me new underwear”

lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

(Source: flyingvirgin)

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